Urine Based Drug Testing

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Yes world; we exist, there's a lot of us.

Urine based drug testing meets the criteria of absurdity that humorists look for.

Blood test: detects drug use within recent hours.

Urine test: detects drug use (or shy bladder) within recent days.

Hair test: detects drug use within recent months.